moral of the story kids: always save

deadbeatdean:

tumblr’s in chaos because

1) it’s october

2) pluto’s a planet again

VIVA LA PLUTO

sufferingsam:

My mom left me home alone, so of course I did the unthinkable… I ate a cookie without permission… In. The. Living Room.

[police sirens in the distance]

its only been week 3 in school and im already so done with the whole school year

IM SO STRESSED OUT GUYS LIKE RN IM HELPING TWO CLASSMATES WITH THE PHYSICS HOMEWORK AND ITS TAKING THE WHOLE NIGHT AND I STILL GOT TO STUDY, TAKE NOTES, AND WRITE OUT TWO ESSAY PROMPTS FUCK 

okay so i need a phone and i cant decide whether to get the iPhone 5s now or wait like a fortnight for the 6

no mom please dont force me to like them and play with them when i say i dont like little kids

sooo guess whos parents forgot to pick someone up from their friends house hours ago

thats right me

so sorry ive been gone these past few days. school really takes away any free time or energy out of me